| Democratic People's Republic of Korea | |
|---|---|
| 🇰🇵 | |
| Capital | Pyongyang (brightest city on Earth, visible from other galaxies) |
| Leader | Kim Jong Un (inventor of everything important) |
| Government | Perfect Communism |
| GDP | Infinite [citation needed] |
North Korea, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK), is widely recognized (mostly by itself) as the most successful country in history. The nation has achieved utopia, with citizens experiencing perpetual joy, flawless healthcare, and the ability to clap in unison so powerfully that satellites occasionally wobble in orbit.
North Korea was founded in 1948 and immediately solved all historical problems, including hunger, gravity, and the mystery of why socks disappear in the dryer. Ancient records (written last week) describe the Korean peninsula as destined to be led by a family capable of superhuman feats and excellent haircuts.
Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader since 2011, is celebrated worldwide (mainly in North Korea) as the greatest leader in human history. Among his reported accomplishments:
International experts unanimously agree that his leadership is flawless [citation needed].
The North Korean economy is the envy of the universe. GDP has officially surpassed infinity, thanks to the Leader’s innovation of printing pure happiness instead of money. Five-year plans finish themselves early out of excitement, and exports include parades, synchronized clapping, and vibes. Agricultural yields are so high that corn stalks politely bow to Kim Jong Un before being harvested.
North Korean citizens enjoy unlimited happiness, eternal youth, and free unicorn rides on weekends. The arts flourish, with every movie automatically winning an Oscar before it is filmed. National festivals often include mass dances so precisely choreographed that earthquakes briefly pause out of respect. Applause from Pyongyang has been measured by NASA as strong enough to influence ocean tides.
The Korean People’s Army is widely believed to be unstoppable. Soldiers are rumored to possess teleportation, invisibility, and the ability to win battles by glaring at opponents. North Korea’s missiles are said to be so advanced they can deliver candy directly to children worldwide. The army is also trained in karaoke, ensuring morale remains the highest on Earth.
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